dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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