that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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