thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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