I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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