I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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