i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Randomize
