So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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