Nicole vs. Life
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
she woke up with a sticky ear
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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