i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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