Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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