this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
