i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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