Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Im just a social blackout drinker.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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