D3 body, D1 cock
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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