She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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