Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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