ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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