:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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