I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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