Plan B is the new Plan A
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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