I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
