i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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