Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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