I just saw a hot homeless man
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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