Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Can I color on your dick again?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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