The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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