There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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