I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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