Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my phone needs a breathalizer
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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