he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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