She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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