That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
