I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Two words: nipple clamps
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