Christians are straight up FREAKS
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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