Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
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