i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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