hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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