My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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