Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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