We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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