Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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