do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
