he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
