dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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