gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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