do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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