hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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