At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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