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his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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