Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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