are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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