Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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