Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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